If you're rich or famous with a lot of cash
to upkeep the bellies of Indian police and
other mercenaries in the high offices of this
great and noble country.
Keep that in mind before you plea your case against the person who just ruined your life.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
A note to the reader
You could get away with anything in this great republic of India.
If you're rich or famous with a lot of cash
to upkeep the bellies of Indian police and
other mercenaries in the high offices of this
Keep that in mind before you plea your case against the person who just ruined your life.
If you're rich or famous with a lot of cash
to upkeep the bellies of Indian police and
other mercenaries in the high offices of this
Keep that in mind before you plea your case against the person who just ruined your life.
Cyber war and corruption
Heard about these for a while in the media.
A person hacks the fucking CBI s network. He writes a miniature virus that is aptly named as
and actress' boobs pic.
He even posts porn of his neighbor's 10 year old daughter. With all luck you would expect that
this culprit would be found by the hi-tech people running this country.
But alas who knew the ip could be traced heck even the location could be found. But what s the use you just couldn't find what s the guys name was.
How will you arrest a guy who has never left a paper trail. That s when it occurs to you maybe you should be careful to monitor who owns the connection.
But even after realising this there comes a point in your life when you fathom the deep shit you'r in when one could buy an address proof for Rs. 50 if it was given to the agent who got you the connection.
Just imagine what could an deviant mind could make use of this kind of loose system.
A person hacks the fucking CBI s network. He writes a miniature virus that is aptly named as
and actress' boobs pic.
He even posts porn of his neighbor's 10 year old daughter. With all luck you would expect that
this culprit would be found by the hi-tech people running this country.
But alas who knew the ip could be traced heck even the location could be found. But what s the use you just couldn't find what s the guys name was.
How will you arrest a guy who has never left a paper trail. That s when it occurs to you maybe you should be careful to monitor who owns the connection.
But even after realising this there comes a point in your life when you fathom the deep shit you'r in when one could buy an address proof for Rs. 50 if it was given to the agent who got you the connection.
Just imagine what could an deviant mind could make use of this kind of loose system.
Corruption at the station
Any body dreaming of leaving the country would legally obtain a passport.
Thats the safest and cheapest way possible.
After the initial form submission is over, th.re is this so called police verification.
They will certify that you're not a criminal. All they require would be a decent sum of Rs. 250 and a bunch of ass kissing. If you the uncommon lot who thinks this country is safe from terrorists and other people. Imagine this situation:
When I would like to fake my address and even name. There are place you could do it very easily for a sum of Rs. 100. Just walk down to BDA complex near koramangala water tank.
There would be these guys with typewriters. Just tell them you're in a hurry and hand them Rs.200 they would certify you as a permanent resident of BDA complex and even give you a new identity.
Take this and go to the passport office and voila you have yourself a govt. of India stamped passport for getting out of the country after killing your neighbor.
All this could be well done under Rs. 500 including food and transport.
Thats the safest and cheapest way possible.
After the initial form submission is over, th.re is this so called police verification.
They will certify that you're not a criminal. All they require would be a decent sum of Rs. 250 and a bunch of ass kissing. If you the uncommon lot who thinks this country is safe from terrorists and other people. Imagine this situation:
When I would like to fake my address and even name. There are place you could do it very easily for a sum of Rs. 100. Just walk down to BDA complex near koramangala water tank.
There would be these guys with typewriters. Just tell them you're in a hurry and hand them Rs.200 they would certify you as a permanent resident of BDA complex and even give you a new identity.
Take this and go to the passport office and voila you have yourself a govt. of India stamped passport for getting out of the country after killing your neighbor.
All this could be well done under Rs. 500 including food and transport.
Near Koramangala traffic cops
There is a spot in hosur road that extends beyond koramangala. Since we're new to the city
there maybe chances of our memory failing us to point to the exact place.
But it s there.
There is a stretch of place where there is a very large footpath running from one end to the other
till the traffic signals.
Besides this there are people on bikes and buses who wait for the lights to change.
Once in a while an angry young man who hates to wait for the signals. Takes this footpath to ride his bike. He is well on his way to reach near the signal when all of a sudden a traffic cop pops out of thin air and finds this guys and get dirty money from him.
He was hiding in his humbly abode carefully sheltered behind the barricades. Once in a while he jumps up and says he s a cop and like superman removes his shirt to reveal his uniform. Questioned on this eccentricity he would proudly say he was under cover.
Every body here knows what he was cover in.
there maybe chances of our memory failing us to point to the exact place.
But it s there.
There is a stretch of place where there is a very large footpath running from one end to the other
till the traffic signals.
Besides this there are people on bikes and buses who wait for the lights to change.
Once in a while an angry young man who hates to wait for the signals. Takes this footpath to ride his bike. He is well on his way to reach near the signal when all of a sudden a traffic cop pops out of thin air and finds this guys and get dirty money from him.
He was hiding in his humbly abode carefully sheltered behind the barricades. Once in a while he jumps up and says he s a cop and like superman removes his shirt to reveal his uniform. Questioned on this eccentricity he would proudly say he was under cover.
Every body here knows what he was cover in.
Corrupt traffic police in electronic city.
Have you ever noticed how these cops only gather at the high paying areas of the city.
In electronic city there are these auto drivers, who earn their living by carrying office workers.
People who work for the likes of infosys and siemens.
Everybody knows that only 3 people can comfortably sit in an auto(considering the average size of
people that we encounter).
Sometimes it pays a bit extra for the automen to carry 4. Poor fellows need more money than what
could possibly be earned from carrying 100s of people everyday.
Carrying 4 people is illegal only for certain days. Why only certain days? It s because only on those days do the
cops work for the legal upkeep of the city.
They blindly turn away on the other days. Traffic cops are no better here than the rest.
These are the wholly filthy bunch.
In electronic city there are these auto drivers, who earn their living by carrying office workers.
People who work for the likes of infosys and siemens.
Everybody knows that only 3 people can comfortably sit in an auto(considering the average size of
people that we encounter).
Sometimes it pays a bit extra for the automen to carry 4. Poor fellows need more money than what
could possibly be earned from carrying 100s of people everyday.
Carrying 4 people is illegal only for certain days. Why only certain days? It s because only on those days do the
cops work for the legal upkeep of the city.
They blindly turn away on the other days. Traffic cops are no better here than the rest.
These are the wholly filthy bunch.
Corrupt Bangalore police
Sorry for the delayed posts, busy with work.
Corrupt Bangalore police
This happens in electronic city,
not a city but a bunch of companies in the middle of a village.
These shameless buggers come in their cheetah pulsars everday at 10.30 pm.
Other times they have jeeps from the govt. of India, with city police
stamped on the side.
They stop at every street shop(small restaurants and juice shops) for a minute, they collect their usual amount of 10 Rs or equivalent in parratas.
The natural reaction of any humane being would be to ignore them and their eccentricities.
But thinking deeply this is where lies the root of all evil.
When you entrust your safety in an institution like that, just imagine the bigger picture.
It is a disaster waiting to happen.
Ask them why they do this they would blame it on the shop keepers for having their
shops open till 11pm everynight. It simply sickens me to look at those guys.
Every crime has a price: here it is Rs. 10 everyday for the rest of your lives.
God knows I would like to spit on their faces and kicks them hard on the balls.
Even dogs can identify these criminals in khakhis. They bark at them; only at them
In words of the worriedman
We could provide with photo proof it you need.
Corrupt Bangalore police
This happens in electronic city,
not a city but a bunch of companies in the middle of a village.
These shameless buggers come in their cheetah pulsars everday at 10.30 pm.
Other times they have jeeps from the govt. of India, with city police
stamped on the side.
They stop at every street shop(small restaurants and juice shops) for a minute, they collect their usual amount of 10 Rs or equivalent in parratas.
The natural reaction of any humane being would be to ignore them and their eccentricities.
But thinking deeply this is where lies the root of all evil.
When you entrust your safety in an institution like that, just imagine the bigger picture.
It is a disaster waiting to happen.
Ask them why they do this they would blame it on the shop keepers for having their
shops open till 11pm everynight. It simply sickens me to look at those guys.
Every crime has a price: here it is Rs. 10 everyday for the rest of your lives.
God knows I would like to spit on their faces and kicks them hard on the balls.
Even dogs can identify these criminals in khakhis. They bark at them; only at them
In words of the worriedman
This Blog was intended as a Tribute to Our Dear DoggyBoy ‘Salem’ (who my friends is still alive)
Now Salem is quite an interesting personality. Not the typical street doggy type but more like a Hero who was harassed and killed by the police to be reborn as a Champion of well.. er Dogs!
Salem in every sense could me the Raymond’s model for dogs. Now coming to the part which we guys love..The police comes to the mess(where we have our dinner) every single day and collects some money. (Cheap version of a local mafia)
Our Hero barks ONLY at the POLICE! trust me..He goes wild when these guys come on their rickety van with an air of a conquerer around them. (conquering what ?)
Now my fellow Good human beings, If dogs can do their part.. why cant we?
We could provide with photo proof it you need.
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